I came across a picture in an e-mail forward and it got me nostalgic!
Back in high school we were discussing about a project, that we were supposed to present on Nov 15th: World Recycling Day.
The following conversation is a true. All similarities to people, expressions , stupid ideas and rude gestures are by law of nature. It is designed to offend people whom it is targeted at and if you can’t handle it, go play with your Cinderella glow in the dark pumpkin carriage. The names are changed to protect them from total social ostacrization and widespread pointing and laughing in the street.
Hari : So back to the topic guys.. what do we do?
Seth :Recycling day? What do we recycle?
Jigu :My mom recycles food everyday macha…
Evie : So… tell us already!
Jigu : The chutney I had for breakfast turns into a gravy for dinner! he he
Me : Evie don’t throw chalk at him, here take my math book. It’s heavier.
Seth :C’mon man, we have to beat the other sections
Hari : Macha I have an idea! recycled condoms!
All :huh? what?he he he! Condom na yenna? (What’s a condom?) I’ve never seen one before, I think my brother has them, Waaaaccck! Chiiiii!.. etc, etc. Some walk out.
Seth :Wait wait, let’s see what he has to say.
Hari: Ille macha, we can use plastic wrap instead of condom na? My auntie came from America, she brought this saran wrap which she wraps food with.
Seth : Fucken retard!
Jigu : So you’ll collect used ones?
Me : Retching sound
Hari: What like y’all had better ideas!
Seth: It’ll break you idiot.
Evie : I still don’t know what it is!
Jigu : So you’ll collect used ones and wash them? (bewildered expression)
Hari : ok ok… how about gloves? 5 in one !
All : (@$%^ #%&^>R@&M&^*^^****$#@#!!?)!!!!
Hari : A genius is never respected in his generation
Evie : But we don’t know what a condom is!
Lucy: It’s like a sweater for the penis…
All : ROFL!
Evie now an expecting mother. She is 7 months along and has been married for 8 and a half months (arranged marriage ofcourse). Guess she didn’t have sweaters on her shopping list!
Hari works for a medical supply chain (Irony of life! Who knows he might be stealing a couple of latex gloves now and then)
Lucy teaches middle school… Sweaters indeed!