All of us have been plagued by the fakers in life. Seemingly innocent, do-no-evil, goody –two-shoes turning to Cruella de Vil at the first chance they get. They are a menace in life, but, with a faker around you can easily spot a true friend. Sooner or later the faker shows his/her colours. Here is an interesting list I collected from all over the internet and some recesses of my brain.
THE FAKERS: will smile in front of others, put on a show and stab you in the back
MY FRIENDS: will help me heal and tell me where the stabber is buried!
THE FAKERS: know a few things about you
MY FRIENDS: could write a book about me with very embarrassing details
THE FAKERS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong
MY FRIENDS: sit next to me saying “Damn! You f***d up, you should’ve seen your face though ha ha!”
THE FAKERS: rarely see you cry
MY FRIENDS: cry with me
THE FAKERS: behave decently around your food
MY FRIENDS: are the reason I have no food
THE FAKERS: borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back
MY FRIENDS: keep my s**t for so long I forget it’s mine
THE FAKERS: will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
MY FRIENDS: will leave the crowd to stand by me
THE FAKERS: would knock on your front door
MY FRIENDS: walk right in and open the fridge
THE FAKERS: will flatter you at every turn until someone more ‘useful’ comes along
MY FRIENDS: will call a spade a spade and smack sense into you
THE FAKERS: will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
MY FRIENDS: will look at me stumbling all over the place and say “B***h drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”
THE FAKERS: will talk s**t about you to people if they can get 5 mins of fame
MY FRIENDS: will knock them the fuck out!
THE FAKERS: are like perfume-latching on to fame and fading away
MY FRIENDS: are like birthmarks- may not be glamorous, but they make me unique
That’s so beautiful! 🙂
Thank you S(T)ri. I’m glad you stopped by!
Life would be pretty good if we could make out the difference. Most of us don’t have the capability.
One of life’s hardest lessons Amit… One you can only learn by having your heart and trust broken 😦
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